Over the last several weeks I've noticed a few new faces around this ol' blog. Not only did I want to say a quick "hello!" to all of my new followers, but if you've recently started reading, there's a bit you might be unclear about. So? Here's a dirty little recap of what we're all about around here at I Love You More Than Carrots. A refresher, if you will, and a sort of "dictionary" of the terms and phrases I've both coined and have become quite accustomed to using over the last couple of years:
The M's: We're the main players here at ILYMTC. It's the name I chose to refer to our little family as. Why? Well, our last name begins with "M." Genius, I know.
The Husband: My hilarious other half. Responsible for approximately 60% of the ridiculousness that is I Love You More Than Carrots. He likes to think he's responsible for more than that and well, I let him believe that he is.
Sheepie: Our almost three-year-old Olde English Sheepdog. "Sheepie" is not his real name. It's Sullivan. "Sheepie" is what a few of my awesome Loyals started calling him way back when and it stuck.
Loyals: All of you awesome and incredible readers out there. I would kiss you all on the mouth if I could!
Baby C: The Boss of me and the star of Wee One Wednesday. Let's be honest, he's probably the main reason you're even reading this blog.
Hometown, NJ: Where I grew up. Also home to these fabulous
hot messes ladies.
The Screamies and The Sickies: Both are rather self-explanatory. And doesn't everything sound better with an -ies tacked onto the end? Both want to make me drink heavily. Or gouge my eyes out with The Nosefrida. Here's a video of the The Screamies and a post I wrote back in 2010 about The Sickies and why I'm not a Certified Boogie-Sucker.
No Judgies: As in, "don't pass judgment." Bitches.
And last but not least, something I'm ultimately famous for:
Losing one's shit: An often occurrence around these parts, this typically happens when one or all of the following happens:
a. There's no more wine.
b. Somebody forgets Sheepie in NJ.
c. Someone copies me.
d. There's no more chocolate.
e. All the JCrew's on the eastern seaboard go out of business.
Hopefully you're all caught up to speed now and can thoroughly enjoy the shit-losing and snark that happens quite often here at ILYMTC!
Happy Wednesday, Loyals! Forgive me for not posting the usual "Wee One Wednesday?" No worries, I'll be sure to throw some additional Cuteness up on the ol' blog sometime later this week.