No, I did not mis-type the title of this post, although I do have a sleep problem (as in, I can't get my Sheepdog to stop waking me up at 4am every.single.morning). But rather, I do infact have a sheep problem.
I have a sheepdog. They are bred to herd sheep. If there are no sheep in the house, they herd their owners. No lie.
Since I own a sheepdog, he obviously needs some sheep. And by some, I mean a lot.
Every time I see a dog toy that even remotely resembles a sheep, I must buy it. Do you even know how many dog toys are out there resembling sheep? Tons. Take it from me, there is a veritable sheep/lamb dog toy market out there. And I'm sure they've made millions of dollars, mostly off of me and my gullability.
I once even bought Sullivan an almost lifesize stuffed sheep animal. It took him approximately three hours to dismantle the sheep, limb by limb.
But I haven't learned my lesson. Case in point? I brought him home another sheep today- and the tag claims indestructability.
Did I mention my gullability? I can't help it that he's a sheepdog and needs his sheep.