Hubs: Guess what I forgot to pack for this week?
Me: Don't know. What?
Hubs: Just boxers. And socks. You know, boxers AND socks.
Me: [attempting to stifle the laughter]
Hubs: It's not very funny. I've had to wear my Under Armour Lighthouse Liquors athletic shorts underneath my suit pants. Athletic shorts. Under my suit pants.
Me: Omg. That's hilarious. And no socks!?
Hubs: Socks? They would be tube socks. Thick, black, bunch-y Under Armour tube socks.
Me: Aw, honey..
Hubs: I've been slipping my shoes off underneath my desk, my feet have been overheating!
Me: [still laughing]
Hubs: This is what happens when I have to pack my bag myself! And these guys only think I'm professional.. If they only knew what I was wearing underneath my suit!