AP: [whining] It's been months since we've gone away together!
Hubs: We just went on a vacation August. And one in July. And one in March.
AP: [still whining] I know, but we went so many places this year- I caught the travel bug!
Hubs: You're the one who can't get any time off!
AP: I have cabin fever.
Hubs: Eat some lemons.
AP: [thoroughly and utterly confused] Lemons? Why?
Hubs: Oh, sorry. That's for scurvy.
Cabin fever and scurvy are not the same thing, my darling husband.
Scurvy is for pirates and sailors. Arrrrrgh!