Driving home from our meeting with the realtor:
Hubs: I think you need to learn some new words.
AP: Oh yeah? Like what?
Hubs: Save. Bargain. Thrift. Frugal. Haggle. I know, I know. It's kind of an older term, but a lot like, Negotiate. Cheap. Sale. Economical. Say it with me, "Ec-o-nom-i-cal."
Funny, Hubs. Really funny.