Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Dear JCrew...


Dear JCrew,
Please stop teasing me with your 20% off PLUS Free Shipping over $150 promo ads. One email is enough. Six within the last four hours is pure torture. Sure, it was great, albeit creepy, when the local JCrew phoned my house just to make sure I received my $25 rewards card, but did you not hear? I AM ON A BUDGET! I know you know I am a sucker for both cashmere and ruffles. And if found together on a single item? Heaven. But Hubs would not be happy. And we can't have a cranky Hubs. Afterall, my birthday is coming up and I'm yearning for another Yurman. So there you have it JCrew. I vow to muster up all the self-reserve I am capable of and I'm hitting delete, delete, delete on those emails. What's that you say? Will I be spending my rewards card? Blasphemy! How can you even ask such a question? Of course. I'll see you in two weeks.
Fondly,
Ashley Paige

8 comments :

  1. I keep deleting all of my store sale emails.. i just cant afford it right now!!! good for you, 2 weeks, cant wait to see ur purchase, xxooo

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  2. That is so funny that the store called your house!

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  3. I know how you feel. I keep getting Rue La La e-mails. And, I just obtained a credit for $10 there. AHHHH!

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  4. oh lol...us and our letters to clothing companies...what's with us today?!

    xo
    k

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  5. I hate when they send me things too. It's TOO tempting. I want to buy ALL of their shoes even though I can't afford ANY of them.....

    Stupid J Crew.

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  6. hahaha... Just like the rhythm, JCrew is gonna get you! Cute post!

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  7. I've gotten to the point where I don't even open them anymore. It's too hard!!

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  8. LOL love this!

    Thanks for following! :)

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