How to get an 80lbs. Sheepie
to sit still for the papparazzi:
beg and plead.
Try the "i'm going to lightly squeeze your neck" maneuver.
You know, just shy of the death grip.
Break out the aforementioned death grip.
Does not always make for a Happy Sheepie.
Almost always results in a disgusted "i've already had enough of this" Sheepie.
As long as you get Sheepie kisses, it's OK.
Whew, much better.
Just breaking a little bit of a sweat..