Have you ever seen better Publisher skills? I think I may have found my future calling. Graphic design, sign me up. Bear with me Loyals, but that homemade graphic is imperative to this post.
I would like to take a minute and thank Lexus for including an "avoid Ghetto" button on their 2007 model RX350's GPS. Oh wait, there isn't one. Right. And that is why I find myself driving through a less-than-desirable neighborhood at least five times a year.
Why would this past weekend be any different? At least I had the Husband with me this time, so he could hand me my lip gloss.
Husband: Ash, seriously, WHY are you stopping at these stop signs? JUST DRIVE!
AP: Honey, there is clearly someone in front of me. I can't just drive through them.
Husband: No, but you can DRIVE AROUND THEM.
AP: Babe, there's a red light. You need to run into the Mini Mart for anything? Perhaps a quick forty?
Husband: I don't know why I let you drive.
AP (while stopped at light): Could you check the glove box to see if my lip gloss is in there?
Husband: REALLY, ASHLEY? REALLY? You don't need lip gloss in the ghetto!
Men. What do they know?