Thursday, August 25, 2011

Some Days Turn Out To Be Great Days.. Especially When Photos of Ex-Boyfs Are Involved.


Some days? The dog doesn't get his breakfast until well after noon. 

Some days? I don't put a bra on until minutes before The Husband walks through the door.
 
Some days? C decides he's going to skip a nap all together, go down to sleep at 6pm and then party like it's 1999 between the hours of 12am and 3am. 

Some days? I don't leave the house but to walk down the driveway and check the mail. 

Some days? Lunch consists of blueberries, peas and club crackers. C's, that is. Mine is usually mint chocolate chip ice cream and a croissant.

But then? One day, albeit thanks to the Mighty Google, you type in your high school ex-boyfriend's name followed by a comma and the happenstance word "engagement," and after a bit of digging, you come across photos of a recent engagement session. 

And in these photos you see him wearing an awkwardly slim-fitting Burberry polo shirt, guido-esque Aviators and ahem, slightly gay-boy-looking flip flops. You know the kind I'm talking about.

You also notice he's gained a few pounds and can't blame it on "the baby" he had a year ago.

And did I mention that this wedding is in 3 days? Well, I hope he invited Irene

Those days? Turn out to be pretty damn good days in my book.

Happy Thursday, Loyals!




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23 comments :

  1. This post made my morning... Too funny!!

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  2. Haha, I love when ex's post hilarious photos of themselves. Mine has a whole album of mobile uploads on facebook that make me pee my pants.

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  3. At least the gay boy flips will come in handy dancing with Irene...

    Love it!

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  4. I die I die! I love you and your posts. You always know how to pick me up on a slow wanting to sleep morning. haha

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  5. looove this! glad to know i'm not the only person to cyber search ex's and get way to much amusement out of it

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  6. LOL - is it bad that, even though *I* de-friended (I take great pride in that!) my most recent ex (the SAE boy, remember him?) on FB, I can still see his wall and the pictures of him and his brunette Brazilian (yes!) girlfriend he broke my heart for?! I can laugh now - I know he looks back at my profile pic with the most awesome man I ever had, that makes the ex look like a sack of schmidt!

    Nothing wrong with a little nostalgia with a heaping scoop of evil-ness and sass. Keep rockin!

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  7. haha too funny. gotta love when the ex's arent lookin too hot.

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  8. Hi-larious start to my day. Go get 'em, Irene!

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  9. Ash- you could have made this one a linked-up one because I could share a few fun stories like your's myself! Love it!

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  10. BHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

    This post cracked me up!

    and the bra thing? FOR SURE!

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  11. Haha! My ex got married in a backyard wedding in our hometown last summer. It felt goooooooood! (His wife is really skinny though. Whatevs)

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  12. ahahahah. You must have known he got engaged right or do you conduct that search often? Unfortunately For me, I know my hs/college ex is doing very well and looking very good :(

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  13. Don't you just love it. Feels good, in an evil (yet fun) way!

    Mine has gained a few lbeeez also.

    I spent 7 years with that one and he found me on FB and now we are FB friends...how sweet?

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  14. Haha, that is too funny! I was smiling all the way until the ex, then I was laughing so hard my C woke up from his nap, oopsie. We don't party like it's 1999 here, so I had to get him back to nap land ASAP! Thanks for making me laugh daily =)

    ~KM

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  15. Haha, too funny! Love it! I was smiling all the way to your ex, then I was laughing out loud. I got a little too loud as my C woke from nap! We don't party like it's 1999, so I had to get him back down STAT! Thanks for making me laugh daily =)

    ~KM

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  16. haha! You are too funny.. Lets hope Irene takes those flips flops with her! :)

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  17. Oh my gahhh.... I love it. That sounds like a perfect day to me fo' sho'.

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  18. You crack me the eff up! Great post and SO true. I saw one of my ex's on facebook and he had gained about 100lbs and had a MULLET. Yikes!

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