If I wasn't currently sans a hardworking job with a paycheck, or
If darling Hubs and I had a completely frivolous and expendable lifestyle, or
If we had a grove of money trees growing in our backyard, or
Especially if the Birthday Fairy were to visit me tomorrow (or in seven days on the day of my actual birth)...
$158.00 (We'd only have to eat Ramen for two months, not three)