Monday, November 2, 2009

My Husband Is On a Funny Roll..

Let's start by setting the scene:


We're on our way home from Maryland this weekend,
minutes from home, to be exact, when Hubs realizes he needs
to put gas in my car (after driving all over God's creation all weekend)
and if we'd like to eat something
for dinner other than wine and leftover Halloween candy,
stop at the grocery store for a box of macaroni.
Meanwhile, Sullivan is in the backseat and it's
taken us nearly three hours to get home.
And we've already stopped at PetSmart for
overpriced "poop bags."

Whew.



[in the grocery store parking lot]

Hubs: I'm just running in for a box of macaroni
AP: [as the door shuts] and coke!
Hubs: [huffing and puffing, storms away]

Literally 5 minutes later...

AP: Well, that wasn't bad now was it?

Hubs: [as serious as ever] Obviously, because I wasn't dollywagging.

AP: [on the verge of hysterics] dollywagging?
AP: I'm sorry, don't you mean lollygagging?

Hubs: [desperately trying to keep a straight face] Just go with it.

14 comments :

  1. Too cute, for a good laugh take a look at our halloween photos I posted!

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  2. Just fab! But never heard of either here in UK! xx

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  3. Mr. Smith mis-uses words quite often and I have to say I find it insanely funny. Dollywagging is a pretty good one though. :)

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  4. That is so funny :-) I love it when husbands say ridiculous stuff!

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  5. Too funny! Thanks for the giggle! I needed it!

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  6. Oh my gosh! Hilarious :) Love it :)

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