AP: Hey Hubs, what's my budget for this year's photo Christmas cards?
(Ahem, let's take a minute. I'd like to point out how awesome it is that I'm actually concerned about our budget. Bud-get. See? It really is in my vocabulary!)
Hubs: How many do we need? Like 50?
AP: FIFTY? You practically have fifty people on your side of the family! I was going to get between 100 and 120!
Hubs: You don't even have 100 friends. Who are you kidding?
AP: I bet I do! [Start rattling off names of friends and family...)
Hubs: Alright, alright. You can order 100 but for every one that you don't send, I'm going to make you eat it.
AP: Deal. [hesitates] Can Sullivan help?
Hubs: Of course. [hesitates] Wait, he'll really eat them!
AP: Duh, that's why I asked!