tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post6834595074754716515..comments2023-10-26T08:18:06.419-04:00Comments on I Love You More Than Carrots: The Kind Of Day That Warrants Four Letter Words and Alcohol Before 10am.Ashley Paigehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13704815842567582229noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-81668636088589137152013-01-30T00:19:32.604-05:002013-01-30T00:19:32.604-05:00Time to double up on the mimosa and head to the sp...Time to double up on the mimosa and head to the spa. Screw the rest of the day and freakin' relax. UGH! Hate mornings like those.MommyG2BabyPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04599906596882272041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-63047448708697260182013-01-26T14:12:29.700-05:002013-01-26T14:12:29.700-05:00I SO FEEL FOR YOU...BUT...this was hilarious. Tha...I SO FEEL FOR YOU...BUT...this was hilarious. Thanks for making me laugh and I think you need a day at the spa!Kendallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13653524787214335756noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-14789554000554544332013-01-25T12:29:28.640-05:002013-01-25T12:29:28.640-05:00omfg just how do you not lock urself in a bedroom ...omfg just how do you not lock urself in a bedroom for a few minutes after that???? oh right bc the dog will drink the mimosa. Kathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12589500389134078994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-73170480207355542502013-01-25T01:00:58.691-05:002013-01-25T01:00:58.691-05:00Hank has introduced me to the diaper blowout..WHY ...Hank has introduced me to the diaper blowout..WHY in the carseat??<br /><br />We'll miss these days when we're old and reminiscing over cakebread at our retirement condos at the beach, right?Jen Wattshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10928461435902874566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-89929655547937709432013-01-24T17:29:17.722-05:002013-01-24T17:29:17.722-05:00Booze and chocolate sounds like a perfect mid morn...Booze and chocolate sounds like a perfect mid morning snack after the day you had. I'm still impressed you go everyone dressed and out of the house in the first place, let alone clean and fed. <br /><br />Come to Ksq, I'll feed you bacon :) Jessica Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12772047097658478726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-90713500302134939022013-01-24T16:31:07.058-05:002013-01-24T16:31:07.058-05:00hahahaha! you poor thing! I know it was not fun,...hahahaha! you poor thing! I know it was not fun, but that was quite possibly the funniest story i've ever read! Hope today is going better!jdavissquaredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01911942484823419064noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-789357378992268232013-01-24T16:20:48.082-05:002013-01-24T16:20:48.082-05:00I love reading these stories. Not that I love when...I love reading these stories. Not that I love when you have these kind of days, but.. you get what I mean.Hilaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13686565812112185860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-52995094843263001552013-01-24T16:11:25.595-05:002013-01-24T16:11:25.595-05:00Newest follower- and I just about peed my pants wi...Newest follower- and I just about peed my pants with this post! Holy god if this isnt the truth! so funnyLacyLouisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02549160484808736705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-52884283446624071862013-01-24T16:01:28.987-05:002013-01-24T16:01:28.987-05:00Maybe my favorite post yet. And I find comfort in...Maybe my favorite post yet. And I find comfort in the fact that you on occasion crave alcohol before 10 AM too.Jessica Hudsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10358843734053036798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-26695649532045121532013-01-24T15:01:17.142-05:002013-01-24T15:01:17.142-05:00This is my first time commenting and I just wanted...This is my first time commenting and I just wanted to say Hi! (waves!) And I absolutely laughed out loud reading...I had to, because I've been there too! :D Anaishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03397861730725658536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-10386122530436450302013-01-24T14:55:40.196-05:002013-01-24T14:55:40.196-05:00Oh my gosh - this post made me LOL and made my day...Oh my gosh - this post made me LOL and made my day (I'm sorry!). I really needed this. <br /><br />I hope today is much better for y'all!Stephaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18319433654091536862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-59384434326598080362013-01-24T14:46:44.284-05:002013-01-24T14:46:44.284-05:00Geesh AP - a morning like that would call for some...Geesh AP - a morning like that would call for something a bit stronger than champs! Bless M for saving you from both the dead battery AND a trip to Wal-Mart!<br /><br />And your "Sara McLaughlin singing melancholy songs" about made me pee my pants!<br /><br />Cheers mama! xo[dianegatorfan]https://www.blogger.com/profile/17300543590727130260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-45599356235116823432013-01-24T14:10:45.397-05:002013-01-24T14:10:45.397-05:00I just found your blog and I love you already. Tha...I just found your blog and I love you already. That was hysterical (I am sure you were thinking that as you were living it). Yay for booze!Kat https://www.blogger.com/profile/09339214616566440949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-90256527275789381992013-01-24T13:34:15.614-05:002013-01-24T13:34:15.614-05:00Hahahaah! Yes! I love this story even though you l...Hahahaah! Yes! I love this story even though you lost out on the bacon. The Maconshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00548496947345268536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-54602961982837695492013-01-24T12:34:12.235-05:002013-01-24T12:34:12.235-05:00Aw, eff. That's a crappy day. Thank GOD you ha...Aw, eff. That's a crappy day. Thank GOD you had champagne on hand.PhaseThreeOfLifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03892315940873231375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-77927448852751384822013-01-24T11:18:00.492-05:002013-01-24T11:18:00.492-05:00Oh, bless your sweet heart! I would just crawl und...Oh, bless your sweet heart! I would just crawl under the couch! But I love the way you describe it. Crack me up. And three cheers to today!Taylorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02956453155357442638noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-83307759412644134542013-01-24T11:17:16.918-05:002013-01-24T11:17:16.918-05:00OOOOH my goodness. That is a horrible day! I'm...OOOOH my goodness. That is a horrible day! I'm so sorry! <br /><br />I hope today is not yesterday :)Adriennehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02389689483131871660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-39671720887693575772013-01-24T10:38:13.977-05:002013-01-24T10:38:13.977-05:00Yikes, that was about five days crammed into one m...Yikes, that was about five days crammed into one morning. I think I would have thrown a hissy fit over the bacon. I like your drink and Klondike bar idea much better! Leslie @ Violet Imperfectionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07074938391608565413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-26666542721353591582013-01-24T10:29:04.198-05:002013-01-24T10:29:04.198-05:00Lol...I am cracking up because I recently had a si...Lol...I am cracking up because I recently had a similar day. I don't judge--bring on the morning cocktails! Hope today is a better day! :-)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06770457999518887461noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-11129023120265937382013-01-24T10:27:54.298-05:002013-01-24T10:27:54.298-05:00This should be an ad for Amazon Mom's diaper d...This should be an ad for Amazon Mom's diaper delivery service because I just signed up after reading this! ha!<br /><br />If only they included bacon delivery as part of their service...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-70307743638298429922013-01-24T10:14:04.753-05:002013-01-24T10:14:04.753-05:00Oh my. And I thought my bad days were bad! Goodnes...Oh my. And I thought my bad days were bad! Goodness! I hate to laugh, but I really did. Life has a way of throwing curve balls at you, but man that was a big one!Jessica @ Wanting Adventurehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12259936815744813817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-14483709042004138402013-01-24T10:06:58.282-05:002013-01-24T10:06:58.282-05:00Oh my gosh. I love the way you tell stories. I can...Oh my gosh. I love the way you tell stories. I can't imagine having to deal with ALL of that before 10am. And Sheepie would definitely be on my shit list. No one takes the last bacon from me!Amberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10030025985802181092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-5377845412173698502013-01-24T10:06:43.919-05:002013-01-24T10:06:43.919-05:00Oh my god. I am laughing so hard right now.
And ...Oh my god. I am laughing so hard right now. <br /><br />And the poop to the armpits sound... all too familiar. I have nightmares about it.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03635552855760756365noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-68578766220936211122013-01-24T10:01:06.727-05:002013-01-24T10:01:06.727-05:00I'm dying. This is hysterical!I'm dying. This is hysterical!Melissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02520083659257061097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-10906908615979800472013-01-24T09:33:52.383-05:002013-01-24T09:33:52.383-05:00I'm laughing so hard right now, and I'd ap...I'm laughing so hard right now, and I'd apologize for laughing at you, but oh it's just hilarious. If I had been looking forward to bacon and came home to discover the dog ate it, I would have cried. Actual tears.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09754868328677883014noreply@blogger.com