tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post3524483789047951693..comments2023-10-26T08:18:06.419-04:00Comments on I Love You More Than Carrots: The Inevitable Public Meltdown.Ashley Paigehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13704815842567582229noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-17963032516895902572012-09-28T22:11:12.932-04:002012-09-28T22:11:12.932-04:00I almost just peed my pants reading this. I have ...I almost just peed my pants reading this. I have twins that are 14 months old- this is my life! So funny! You have a gift in writing!Ashley Shorterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14343374413672156991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-51236942275107099852012-09-27T10:15:31.834-04:002012-09-27T10:15:31.834-04:00omg something to look forward to with two? What I ...omg something to look forward to with two? What I don't understand is how the people at the cash register don't recognize someone who is in a hurry and who is not going to be able to spend the extra 20 minutes to stand there and open an account for their card. Honestly, it's not like you're going to say yes so W T F. Kathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12589500389134078994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-69480362434406118522012-09-20T13:48:59.805-04:002012-09-20T13:48:59.805-04:00I love this! However, this is exactly how I was wi...I love this! However, this is exactly how I was with 1 baby... how the H am I going to handle two? I'm sweating just thinking about it!Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02691954458788722401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-71669886794048153812012-09-19T23:39:44.924-04:002012-09-19T23:39:44.924-04:00Tears are currently rolling down my face. But I...Tears are currently rolling down my face. But I'm laughing with you, ok?<br /><br />Why, when babies have meltdowns do people stare? Rude. Just plain rude.<br />Jen Wattshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10928461435902874566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-25077867840222384442012-09-19T23:12:03.918-04:002012-09-19T23:12:03.918-04:00I thought you were gonna finish with, 'Why yes...I thought you were gonna finish with, 'Why yes, I'll take a squirt of perfume'... :) <br /><br />I love when perfect strangers say, 'your kids are so well behaved' and I'm thinking that could change in a SPLIT SECOND. haAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-45098043378796027452012-09-19T22:31:09.952-04:002012-09-19T22:31:09.952-04:00I laughed through this! ONLY because I have been t...I laughed through this! ONLY because I have been there more times than I can count! I have the "I swear they aren't usually like this" comments down along with the "if you don't sit your butt still, mommy's going to spank you in front of all these people" yelling whispers down. Amber Nicole https://www.blogger.com/profile/02204522050658106064noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-55455970981135337172012-09-19T19:03:48.983-04:002012-09-19T19:03:48.983-04:00I swear to gosh I just laughed my ASS off.I swear to gosh I just laughed my ASS off.Stefaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12020122556768944133noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-81130541947468815382012-09-19T16:01:51.618-04:002012-09-19T16:01:51.618-04:00Why do people INSIST on their sales pitch when the...Why do people INSIST on their sales pitch when they can CLEARLY see that you're in over your head with your entourage? One time I was in Petsmart with our Great Dane, our boston terrier mutt, and our then 3 month old... and they were all going NUTSO, when this guy came up to talk about how beautiful the Hemingway was {the great dane} and then he talked my ear off {never ONCE offering to help corral the masses as the boston terrier jumped out of the cart} and then, after MINUTES of talking my ear off, he asked if I wanted to buy some crazy expensive brand of dog food. I was so freaking ticked off I couldn't see straight! Rebecca @ The Reluctant Housewifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17320794861768636373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-78355596640646021492012-09-19T16:01:14.413-04:002012-09-19T16:01:14.413-04:00I have to admit that this cracks me up and also ma...I have to admit that this cracks me up and also makes me very fearful. I already have to say multiple prayers and pleads when I'm out with my 2 year old daughter. In March, baby #2 will be here and I am scared that I won't be able to leave the house by myself with them.Whitney @ Momma Knows Besthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04017830512672793128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-27552506686454858542012-09-19T15:36:29.519-04:002012-09-19T15:36:29.519-04:00I just had to comment, that was so me several week...I just had to comment, that was so me several weeks ago. And that is the reason I never go to Kohl's and stick to Target with the big shopping carts. The person who decided that those mini-carts at Kohls was a good idea had to be a man. There is just no other explanation !<br /><br />Hugs to you my friend for your crazy day!Karen At Home Bloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13130760203772746374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-54935750215943800722012-09-19T15:17:50.438-04:002012-09-19T15:17:50.438-04:00I wish I read this post 9 months ago. Maybe I woul...I wish I read this post 9 months ago. Maybe I would have waited longer before having #2 ;)Melissa @ Growing Up Geekyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15264887640547125833noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-23784374314905717322012-09-19T15:00:21.065-04:002012-09-19T15:00:21.065-04:00It's always the times that M just wants.to run...It's always the times that M just wants.to run.around. that the cashier takes FOREVER and a day to get the transaction over with. So, I can't imagine two.<br /><br />You're brave.SELhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11753864635431811318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-2442325631942712012-09-19T15:00:01.408-04:002012-09-19T15:00:01.408-04:00I know we would be the best of friends solely for ...I know we would be the best of friends solely for your storytelling capabilities. I love a good story, and this is certainly one of them. Sharihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09561859542464751890noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-80454771100778522952012-09-19T14:30:29.019-04:002012-09-19T14:30:29.019-04:00Been there done that...not doing it again. Heck, ...Been there done that...not doing it again. Heck, who am I kidding I'm sure I will do it again.Tracihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00117455861949834449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-78500254543083552012-09-19T14:12:13.704-04:002012-09-19T14:12:13.704-04:00dying. sounds like a freaking nightmare. Also? t...dying. sounds like a freaking nightmare. Also? totally just opened up a charge at Kohls. oops!Angiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03544848163105910672noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-83776420572033339932012-09-19T13:30:08.025-04:002012-09-19T13:30:08.025-04:00It's like the cashiers see you in distress and...It's like the cashiers see you in distress and see your kids grabbing everything they can get their hands on and they read that as yes, this lady looks like she wants to chit chat about perfume, and donating to whatever cause it is this month, and have you joined our loyalty program you only have to fill out eleventy billion forms... in triplicate. Swipe my card and let me outta here, or I will turn my toddler on you. Sarah @ Vol Family Life https://www.blogger.com/profile/16412363405874844966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-15146040136136585242012-09-19T13:25:39.947-04:002012-09-19T13:25:39.947-04:00I totally just opened a charge card. Those peeps a...I totally just opened a charge card. Those peeps are relentless :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-5896635063045354362012-09-19T12:40:20.541-04:002012-09-19T12:40:20.541-04:00I was stressed up to my eyeballs reading this, MAI...I was stressed up to my eyeballs reading this, MAINLY because I can relate and the few trips I've gone out (even WITH my husband) have all felt like this. Which is why I just dread outings. Haha. And seriously? NO KOHLS CHARGE? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY YOU'LL SAVE?! ;)Katie @ Loves of Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07841348340467277988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-12233105110219051402012-09-19T12:11:14.857-04:002012-09-19T12:11:14.857-04:00AP you are so HILARIOUS! I just SO enjoyed this po...AP you are so HILARIOUS! I just SO enjoyed this post! Colleen Sullivanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03793408250799141137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-5741683995716732622012-09-19T12:02:57.358-04:002012-09-19T12:02:57.358-04:00WHY is it that when you're in a hurry the cash...WHY is it that when you're in a hurry the cashiers want to sit and chit chat :) Love it!Jileanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09805114394411227277noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-61447767816996970412012-09-19T11:51:49.622-04:002012-09-19T11:51:49.622-04:00Oh mama- I feel for you!! I hate when cashiers can...Oh mama- I feel for you!! I hate when cashiers can't see the chaos and just let us moms get out of the store and attempt to regain sanity! So sorry it was such a rough day! Hugs!!Lindseyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07449981620207556102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-30729353637870145772012-09-19T11:48:40.160-04:002012-09-19T11:48:40.160-04:00Seriously laughing out loud. I was picturing all o...Seriously laughing out loud. I was picturing all of this happening as you told it. Another fantastic day in the life of AP + her boys. Love it :)ericahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06125402633625297070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-65246626701616141852012-09-19T11:46:15.584-04:002012-09-19T11:46:15.584-04:00I can picture this outing very vividly. Cashier mu...I can picture this outing very vividly. Cashier must not have been a parent. Ha.Erikahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06499045283272814285noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-39127131028772786322012-09-19T11:35:36.662-04:002012-09-19T11:35:36.662-04:00Oh my gosh girl!! I'm dying. Dead. It's hy...Oh my gosh girl!! I'm dying. Dead. It's hysterical and sad all at the same time! I'm sorry!!Mandy@ a sorta fairytalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08748261732968499309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3647270264720619268.post-10673774491426739272012-09-19T10:33:07.737-04:002012-09-19T10:33:07.737-04:00I die!!!! Seriously, you are the best storyteller ...I die!!!! Seriously, you are the best storyteller EVER!!! Bless you!!!!! Laurenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08257352882657911252noreply@blogger.com