Hubs Is Hilarious. No, Really.

I wish I could keep a little notepad handy so that I could jot down the bits of hilarity that are my husband.

Hubs has so many endearing qualities, including but not limited to, his passion for family and friends, his sensitivity, his loyalty, his strength and chivalry, his dedication to a cause, but one of my absolute favorites is his sense of humor. Hubs is almost as funny as my Dad.. and that's pretty freakin' hilarious.

I'm going to make a conscious effort of posting, from time to time, some of the things Hubs says that have me rolling around on the floor in stitches. For example:

Sitting at the bar at Brandywine Prime while waiting for our dinner reservations:
Hubs: Can we talk about something?
Me: Sure, what do you wanna talk about?
Hubs: You have a granola problem.
Me: (laughing) Oh, so you found the boxes of granola in the cabinet?
Hubs: Boxes? How about bowls, boxes and bags? Nobody could possible need that many different types of granola.
Me: Yeah, I don't even like granola anymore.

Still waiting for our dinner reservations:
Me: I need a new signature drink.
Hubs: What do you mean?
Me: You know, gin and tonics are so boring nowadays.
Hubs: And what do you plan to do with this new drink?
Me: I'm going to ask for it every time I walk into a bar.
Hubs: Okay, James Bond.

I'm still reeling..